Beaver: What does a lavalier bear do?
Rusty: Bear-er. You just hold on to the lavalier until I’m ready to give it to her.
Beaver: In a bear costume?
Greek S3E05
TANTRUM!
“What is it with you and rape? No one’s raping anyone!”
Dexter S4E04 “Dex Takes A Holiday”
I haven’t kept up with Gossip Girl at all this season, but enough came across my dashboard to know that this episode contained the big Chuck Bass Kisses A Guy moment.
The whole time I read about this back when the spoiler was released, I saw plenty of sources talk about how the kiss wasn’t as interesting as what Chuck said to Blair afterward… and damn it, spoilers were right. Blair’s look right as the clip cuts is the perfect response. BAM. Chuck Bass > EVERYTHING.
AGREED.
“IT’S SO FUCKING GOOD ALEX. IT’S SO. FUCKING. GOOD. OH MY GOD.”
Rekha sounds like she’s having sex when talking about the pumpkin cupcake at Crumbs. (via alexandra-ewing)
Correction: Rekha sounds like she’s having really great sex when talking about the pumpkin cupcake at Crumbs.
synecdoche:etralos:wehaditall:nathanieljames:
It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia S05E04: “The Gang Gives Frank An Intervention”
synecdoche:supersonicelectronic:
Charlie: Why do we never play Nightcrawlers anymore, huh!!!?
Frank: I don’t know Charlie!
Dee: Uh, what is Nightcrawlers?
Dennis: It’s a game where they crawl around in the night like worms!!
Charlie: I never said that…
Frank: Yeah, well, that’s what it is.
Charlie: Intervention!! INTERVENTION!!!
It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia S5E04
(via synecdoche)
It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia S5E04
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
- [Charlie's first time eating a pear]
- Mac: Give him the pear back.
- Charlie: Again? I just ate it.
- Mac: The whole thing?
- Charlie: Yeah. It was pretty gross.
- Mac: The stem and the core?
- Charlie: YOU DIDN'T TELL ME NOT TO EAT THE STEM DUDE.
- Mac: DID YOU EAT ALL THE STICKERS THAT WERE OVER IT?
- Charlie: YEAH IT WAS GROSS.
- Mac: OF COURSE IT WAS GROSS. IT'S A STICKER.
- Charlie: I EAT STICKERS ALL THE TIME.
Dee: I can’t believe you’ve never been out of Philly, Charlie.
Dennis: Yeah, man. What the hell?
Charlie: I’ve never done a lot of things.
Dennis: What else haven’t you done, bro?
Charlie: Uh…never eaten a pear.
Mac: What? How is that possible?
Charlie: Pears weird me out, dude. Where do you start with a pear? The top? The bottom?
It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia S5E03
heartfullofplants:alexandra-ewing:
supdogmillionaire / oh-ruby / brittanykick / felonymelanie / samdesantis / deadashistory
I feel like shows for kids nowadays don’t take into account how imaginative the rooms should be. It’s not about having a big screen TV or your own phone or whatever it is they show now—it’s about the realm of the impossible. I think Arnold’s room is a good example of forethought on the part of the creators. Clarissa’s room in Clarissa Explains It All is the other big example.
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Freaks and Geeks behind the scenes
"Undermined my dad" is the part that gets me.
- Sid Jenkins: I was just chatting to Cass, Tony.
- Tony Stonem: Hey Cass. How was dippy world?
- Sid Jenkins: She's better. She just got discharged from The Clinic.
- Tony Stonem: Jesus.
- Sid Jenkins: What?
- Tony Stonem: Don't you ever wash?
- Sid Jenkins: ...That's like, lipstick!
- Tony Stonem: Yeah man. The essence of women. Or one at least. So whose the lucky lady?
- Sid Jenkins: That's like someone kissed me!
- Tony Stonem: Can't believe you haven't washed man. You stink!
- Sid Jenkins: Somebody kissed me!
- Tony Stonem: Yeah mate. But that's a complete total operator error, because you stink!
- Sid Jenkins: I didn't have time.
- Tony Stonem: Time? I've been home, showered, done my chi, had a wank, subtly undermined my dad, put new clothes on and here I am, with my English course work.
- Sid Jenkins: English course work... uggh.
- Tony Stonem: You know what Sid, sometimes I wonder why you even bother to get up in the morning. You're such a complete total fucking waste of time and-
- [Cassie pushes a lunch tray to knock a soda on to Tony's lap]
- Tony Stonem: AW, SHIT!
- Cassie Ainsworth: Wow, Tony. Bummer. It looks like you pissed your self.
#34—Sea Wolf
I’ve been listening to “Wicked Blood” pretty much since Devon posted it. And after listening to it for the thousandth times, I realized that I’ve only ever listened to Sea Wolf through Devon, but I’ve never heard a song I’ve disliked. So I sought out more and… I really like this band. Girl, I owe you one.
I requested this on Eric and Adam’s radio show last week. They made it clear that they listened to something else while they played this, and Eric said something about the first five seconds they heard being emo. Well, we knew Eric was a snob. It’s his loss.
Eric’s a douche.
