• Marshall: (giving Ted a gift) It's just a little something that used to belong to my favorite professor of all time.
  • Ted: (opens box) A fedora. (gasps, pulls out a whip from the box) I'm Indiana Jones. I'M INDIANA JONES!
  • Barney: That, my friend, is the Dominator 8000--the best bullwhip on the market, according to my whip guy.
  • (everyone looks)
  • Barney: Yeah. I have a whip guy.
  • Ted: You know what we should do? We should--
  • Marshall: Finish our drinks, go out in the alley, and whip stuff.
  • Ted: (whispering) God. You just GET me.