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Marshall:
(giving Ted a gift) It's just a little something that used to belong to my favorite professor of all time.
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Ted:
(opens box) A fedora. (gasps, pulls out a whip from the box) I'm Indiana Jones. I'M INDIANA JONES!
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Barney:
That, my friend, is the Dominator 8000--the best bullwhip on the market, according to my whip guy.
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(everyone looks)
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Barney:
Yeah. I have a whip guy.
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Ted:
You know what we should do? We should--
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Marshall:
Finish our drinks, go out in the alley, and whip stuff.
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Ted:
(whispering) God. You just GET me.