Fisher: You can’t cook! Legwarmers are not gloves. And during Clueless, I literally gagged twice and pretended I had popcorn caught in my throat.
Casey: That was way harsh, Fisher.
Greek S3E07
Beaver: What does a lavalier bear do?
Rusty: Bear-er. You just hold on to the lavalier until I’m ready to give it to her.
Beaver: In a bear costume?
Greek S3E05
(via synecdoche)
“I feel like we should do that—that thing with our fists right now.”
Okay, what?! I honestly thought I was already following you, kzhang. Now I’m confused AND ALSO mad that I was missing out on a bunch of Greek stuff! NOT ANYMORE, I’M NOT.
Also, I love Max.
You don’t know how excited I was when I found out you started watching Greek. Seriously. I’ve been trying to get my friends on that shit since last year!
Also, hi.
“Sheila, stop. Dale is my boyfriend.”
Sorry, Calvin. That excuse doesn’t work both ways.
“My precious.”
There needs to be more Wade.
Ashleigh: You used to be this focused, driven person. When did you become this girl? Someone who sits around pining and making lists and second guessing your choices… Paging Dr. Grey…
Casey: Ash!
Ashleigh: No, wait. You are more like Joey Potter.
Casey: Whoa, okay. I get the point.
Ashleigh: No, you’re worse. You’re the F-word.
Casey: Don’t say it.
Ashleigh: Felicity.
Casey: Bitch.
More people need to watch this show!
Becoming bffls.
Genius.
“It smells like Hugo Boss and Brimstone in here.”
Calvin: Yeah why can’t your Purity Pledge brothers help you out?
Dale: They took a trip to Fire Island together.
Calvin: Fire Island?
Dale: Smart guys too, with this economy? They booked a single queen to save money.
Calvin: Huh.
Dale: Hey speaking of single queens, what are you going to do about Grant?
Calvin: No clue. But whatever I do I can’t have sex with him.
Dale: Because you’ll go to Hell?
“I feel like we should do that—that thing with our fists right now.”
Oh Max, you’re so sweet! I wish you weren’t leaving for Melrose Place.
Grant: I was thinking about going to the gym, man. You wanna come with?
Calvin: Um…
Dale: Just say no like you mean it. *cough*
Calvin: You know, actually I think I—I would like to go to the gym.
Dale:…But…but—but baby, won’t we be late for Showgirls? I know how much you hate being late.
Calvin: What?
Grant: Are—are you guys?
Dale: Oh yeah! I mean Cal’s a little shy but…we’re in love! Hehehe…we’re gay together.
Grant: Okay wow. I didn’t know you had a boyfriend. That’s awesome.
Dale: It’s fabulous.
I really love the Calvin-Dale dynamic.
