forget modern nature--this is how it's meant to be

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Lily: No no no. No. You need to define the relationship. You need to have the talk!
Barney: Or. OR—

HIMYM S5E01 “Definitions”

“Because of THAT? Come on. That’s my thing; I’m always punching guys—girls, I’ll punch a baby. I don’t care.”

Barney Stinson, HIMYM S5E01 “Definitions”

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Marshall: (giving Ted a gift) It's just a little something that used to belong to my favorite professor of all time.
Ted: (opens box) A fedora. (gasps, pulls out a whip from the box) I'm Indiana Jones. I'M INDIANA JONES!
Barney: That, my friend, is the Dominator 8000--the best bullwhip on the market, according to my whip guy.
(everyone looks)
Barney: Yeah. I have a whip guy.
Ted: You know what we should do? We should--
Marshall: Finish our drinks, go out in the alley, and whip stuff.
Ted: (whispering) God. You just GET me.

alexandra-ewing:

Almost as good as NPH talking about how beautiful Jon Hamm is? Jon Hamm leaning into his wife and blushing.

Emmy Opening Number: Put Down the Remote

I’m really upset I missed this live.

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BARNEY; Ah, ah, it’s her, it’s Robin. What do I do?! [Lily turns on the phone & hands it to him] No, no, no, no- ahhhh! Robin, great to hear from you. To what do I owe the pleasure?
ROBIN; You called, went “asdkfjs!” and hung up. What do you want?
BARNEY; [to Lily] Help me!
LILY; Just ask her something.
BARNEY; How are you feeling today?
ROBIN; Fine.
LILY; Something personal.
BARNEY; Um… at what age did you first get your period?
ROBIN; Did you just ask me about my period?
BARNEY; No, I did not.
HIMYM, 4x01 Do I Know You?

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It’s like a disease. I slept with Robin one time and I caught feelings. I caught feelings bad. I used protection and everything.

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This makes up for the fact that, to get back in the groove, you are just posting (something slightly altered versions of) things I’ve posted in your absence.

Whoa. Didn’t catch this the first time around. Giving me some appreciation of this song.

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I was vague on the how
So how can it be that you have shown me the light?

Looking back, I’m not sure how obsessed with NPH I was prior to the release of Dr Horrible, but now I can’t imagine a time where I didn’t worship at the man’s feet.

Agreed.

synecdoche:

irrational fear #58: sometimes when i wake up, i think that i’m going to walk downstairs and this banner is going to be hanging on my living room wall while my housemates all stand underneath it.