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It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia S05E04: “The Gang Gives Frank An Intervention”

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Charlie: Why do we never play Nightcrawlers anymore, huh!!!?
Frank: I don’t know Charlie!
Dee: Uh, what is Nightcrawlers?
Dennis: It’s a game where they crawl around in the night like worms!!
Charlie: I never said that…
Frank: Yeah, well, that’s what it is.
Charlie: Intervention!! INTERVENTION!!!

It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia S5E04

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“illiteracy? what does that word even mean?”

 It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia S5E04

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It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia S5E04 

Dee: I can’t believe you’ve never been out of Philly, Charlie.
Dennis: Yeah, man. What the hell?
Charlie: I’ve never done a lot of things.
Dennis: What else haven’t you done, bro?
Charlie: Uh…never eaten a pear.
Mac: What? How is that possible?
Charlie: Pears weird me out, dude. Where do you start with a pear? The top? The bottom?

It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia S5E03

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Mac: Whoa whoa whoa what the hell is going on over here?
Dennis: I’m picking my team.
Dee: No, no you can’t take all the…
Dennis: I can’t pick..
Dee: You can’t pick all the..
Dennis: What should I not pick?
Mac: You know exactly what you’ve done, sir.

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Dennis: Somebody has to die.
Dee: Oh yeah.
Dennis: It doesn’t have to be one of us.
Dee: No, it shouldn’t be!
Dennis: It may as well be Mac or Charlie, right? I mean what do they have to live for?
Dee: Not one thing!
Dennis: So, we need to form a pact. No matter what happens, you and I have to stick together.
Dee: You and I will form an alliance!
Dennis: We’ll form an alliance.

Dee: Dennis is gonna try and have you killed.
Charlie: I can’t say that surprises me.
Dee: Nooo, he’s gonna sell us all down the river.
Charlie: Okay, so should we kill him first or something?
Dee: Look, I don’t want anybody to have to die, but if somebody does there’s no reason it shouldn’t be Dennis.
Charlie: It should be Dennis, right? He had a great life, he had a full good ride.
Dee: Oh, a fantastic ride.
Charlie: I had a terrible ride.
Dee: Charlie, you had the worst ride. You deserve another shot at the ride.
Charlie: I want a better ride!
Dee: Oh you’re ridin’ rides. So listen, here’s what we do. You and I, no matter what, we gotta stick together.
Charlie: We gotta stick together. We should get to Mac though, before Dennis does.
Dee: Oh Mac will be with us.
Charlie: Mac will be with us.

Mac: Frank, Frank, come in Frank. The McPoyles have taken us hostage and they’re threatening to kill all of us. It’s too late for the guys, but there’s plenty of time to save me.

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“Now let’s talk about the mail. Can we talk about the mail, please Mac? I’ve been dying to talk about the mail with you all day, okay? “Pepe Silvia,” this name keeps coming up over and over again. Every day Pepe’s mail is getting sent back to me. Pepe Silvia, Pepe Silvia. I look in the mail, and this whole box is Pepe Silvia! So I say to myself, “I gotta find this guy!” I gotta go up to his office and put his mail in the guy’s goddamn hands! Otherwise, he’s never going to get it and he’s going to keep coming back down here. So I go up to Pepe’s office and what do I find out, Mac? What do I find out?! There is no Pepe Silvia. The man does not exist, okay? So I decide, “Oh shit buddy, I gotta dig a little deeper.” There’s no Pepe Silvia? You gotta be kidding me! I got boxes full of Pepe! Alright. So I start marchin’ my way down to Carol in HR and I knock on her door and I say, “Carol! Carol! I gotta talk to you about Pepe.” And when I open the door what do I find? There’s not a single goddamn desk in that office! There…is…no…Carol in HR. Mac, half the employees in this building have been made up. This office is a goddamn Ghost Town.”

stepliana:

“What’s going on down there?”

“Those two guys are pretending to be disabled and kicking each other’s asses.”

“What a bunch of scumbags.”

- It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia

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Dee is great.