forget modern nature--this is how it's meant to be

alexandra-ewing:

I haven’t kept up with Gossip Girl at all this season, but enough came across my dashboard to know that this episode contained the big Chuck Bass Kisses A Guy moment.

The whole time I read about this back when the spoiler was released, I saw plenty of sources talk about how the kiss wasn’t as interesting as what Chuck said to Blair afterward… and damn it, spoilers were right. Blair’s look right as the clip cuts is the perfect response. BAM. Chuck Bass > EVERYTHING.

AGREED.

alexandra-ewing:

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This photo was taken by a friend of mine who went to a The Veronicas* concert. Apparently Taylor Momsen opened for them. Weird. She sings too? Way to be born in 1993 and make the rest of us feel unaccomplished.

Oh, Taylor, you don’t have to dress like Jenny in real life, btw.

*I don’t know who they are either.

ohlivyuhuxtable:

More please.

And I am talking about Eric and Jonathan, not Serena’s boobs which get more than enough air time.

Her boobs in the dress later are just SPILLING OUT. They’re placed there to distract us from how stupid her character is.

Dear Serena van der Woodsen,

alexewing:

Were you perhaps hit on the head with a brick? I only ask because I am concerned, you fucking moron.

Always, Alex

Serena's an idiot.

“Chuck finds out what really happened on the night his father died and that the car crash was no accident. Serena tries to unmask who the real Gossip Girl is. Meanwhile Blair is accepted early admission into NYU along with Vanessa which brings them closer, and together they devise a plan to get Nate back with Vanessa.”

CW episode description of the Gossip Girl season finale, “The Curious Case of Bart Bass.”

Okay, I’m sorry—I know I’ve complained about college on this show in the past. But how on earth, in the episode that takes place AFTER THE PROM, can you be accepted somewhere via early admission?

Also, this is Blair we’re talking about, right? I don’t think she helps people get back together with people she used to date. Especially if that means helping Vanessa.

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Blair would never:
a. go to NYU
b. help Vanessa

Serena would never:
a. have enough ambition to attempt at unmasking Gossip Girl
b. get into Yale (not a critique of this ep but in general)

2x21 Gossip Girl “Seder Anything” Extended Promo

Georgina?

“A cynical, hyperarticulate guy who’s kind of nerdy? Handsome in an offbeat way? Grows on you over time? What can I tell you, I have a type. I don’t think it feels inappropriate for this kind of show, though. There are a lot of people like that who work in the music world.”

Josh Schwartz, on whether a Seth Cohen/Dan Humphrey-like character will become his signature (via jessicachu) (via vforvelociraptor) (via oldfilmsflicker)

Seth Cohen > Ryan Atwood > many things > stepping in dog shit > 77% of the guys who went to my high school > Dan Humphrey > 21% of the guys who went to my high school

OKAY. Done with Serena/Dan. Done with Dan/Rachel.

Done with Jenny’s stupid fasion plot.
Done with non-researched college admissions shit.
Done with Chuck’s Eyes Wide Shut line.
Done. Done. Done.

NOW GET BACK TO STORYLINES THAT REMIND ME OF WHY I WAS SO HOOKED ON THE FIRST SEASON, PLEASE.

More Chuck/Blair!

P.S. Nate & Vanessa are great. And Vanessa herself is even getting less terrible. She even admitted to being annoying!

Gossip Girl should be called 'Jumping to Conclusions' because that's all that ever happens.

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Gossip Girl has no idea how college admissions work.

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Spoilers.

I kind of can’t wait till next Monday.

So I know the promo is made to be super misleading (as in, I think Chuck is handing her the flowers and what Jack says at the end is to Chuck, not Blair.) But I really think Jack and Blair had sex. And I’m hoping they did.

I know this whole exchange was supposed to further the plotline and dive deeper into their relationship and all. But come on, I just want Blair and Chuck to have sex again.