Marshall: Also, could you pick up some frozen waffles? In that case, frozen waffles are frozen waffles.
HIMYM S5E08 “The Playbook”
circlegame:lonelytourist:pibbplusredvines:
Daddy’s home.
alexandra-ewing:downtheapples:falulatonks
NPH exists in the HIMYM universe! (Look at the photo on the newspaper.)
Can that world take that much awesome?
TANTRUM!
Lily: No no no. No. You need to define the relationship. You need to have the talk!
Barney: Or. OR—
HIMYM S5E01 “Definitions”
“Because of THAT? Come on. That’s my thing; I’m always punching guys—girls, I’ll punch a baby. I don’t care.”
(via didistutter)
- Marshall: (giving Ted a gift) It's just a little something that used to belong to my favorite professor of all time.
- Ted: (opens box) A fedora. (gasps, pulls out a whip from the box) I'm Indiana Jones. I'M INDIANA JONES!
- Barney: That, my friend, is the Dominator 8000--the best bullwhip on the market, according to my whip guy.
- (everyone looks)
- Barney: Yeah. I have a whip guy.
- Ted: You know what we should do? We should--
- Marshall: Finish our drinks, go out in the alley, and whip stuff.
- Ted: (whispering) God. You just GET me.
![alexandra-ewing:downtheapples:falulatonks:tvquotes:breathsoftruth:heartwarming:
BARNEY; Ah, ah, it’s her, it’s Robin. What do I do?! [Lily turns on the phone & hands it to him] No, no, no, no- ahhhh! Robin, great to hear from you. To what do I owe the pleasure?ROBIN; You called, went “asdkfjs!” and hung up. What do you want?BARNEY; [to Lily] Help me!LILY; Just ask her something.BARNEY; How are you feeling today?ROBIN; Fine.LILY; Something personal.BARNEY; Um… at what age did you first get your period?ROBIN; Did you just ask me about my period?BARNEY; No, I did not.
HIMYM, 4x01 Do I Know You?](http://21.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kpkbbxOvpe1qzhzgqo1_500.png)
alexandra-ewing:downtheapples:falulatonks:tvquotes:breathsoftruth:heartwarming:
BARNEY; Ah, ah, it’s her, it’s Robin. What do I do?! [Lily turns on the phone & hands it to him] No, no, no, no- ahhhh! Robin, great to hear from you. To what do I owe the pleasure?
ROBIN; You called, went “asdkfjs!” and hung up. What do you want?
BARNEY; [to Lily] Help me!
LILY; Just ask her something.
BARNEY; How are you feeling today?
ROBIN; Fine.
LILY; Something personal.
BARNEY; Um… at what age did you first get your period?
ROBIN; Did you just ask me about my period?
BARNEY; No, I did not.HIMYM, 4x01 Do I Know You?
alexandra-ewing:downtheapples:falulatonks:shimmeryshine:heartwarming:
It’s like a disease. I slept with Robin one time and I caught feelings. I caught feelings bad. I used protection and everything.
