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NPH exists in the HIMYM universe! (Look at the photo on the newspaper.)
Can that world take that much awesome?

alexandra-ewing:downtheapples:falulatonks

NPH exists in the HIMYM universe! (Look at the photo on the newspaper.)

Can that world take that much awesome?

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TANTRUM!
Lily: No no no. No. You need to define the relationship. You need to have the talk!Barney: Or. OR—
HIMYM S5E01 “Definitions”

Lily: No no no. No. You need to define the relationship. You need to have the talk!
Barney: Or. OR—

HIMYM S5E01 “Definitions”

“Because of THAT? Come on. That’s my thing; I’m always punching guys—girls, I’ll punch a baby. I don’t care.”
Barney Stinson, HIMYM S5E01 “Definitions”
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  • Marshall: (giving Ted a gift) It's just a little something that used to belong to my favorite professor of all time.
  • Ted: (opens box) A fedora. (gasps, pulls out a whip from the box) I'm Indiana Jones. I'M INDIANA JONES!
  • Barney: That, my friend, is the Dominator 8000--the best bullwhip on the market, according to my whip guy.
  • (everyone looks)
  • Barney: Yeah. I have a whip guy.
  • Ted: You know what we should do? We should--
  • Marshall: Finish our drinks, go out in the alley, and whip stuff.
  • Ted: (whispering) God. You just GET me.
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BARNEY; Ah, ah, it’s her, it’s Robin. What do I do?! [Lily turns on the phone & hands it to him] No, no, no, no- ahhhh! Robin, great to hear from you. To what do I owe the pleasure?ROBIN; You called, went “asdkfjs!” and hung up. What do you want?BARNEY; [to Lily] Help me!LILY; Just ask her something.BARNEY; How are you feeling today?ROBIN; Fine.LILY; Something personal.BARNEY; Um… at what age did you first get your period?ROBIN; Did you just ask me about my period?BARNEY; No, I did not.
HIMYM, 4x01 Do I Know You?

alexandra-ewing:downtheapples:falulatonks:tvquotes:breathsoftruth:heartwarming:

BARNEY; Ah, ah, it’s her, it’s Robin. What do I do?! [Lily turns on the phone & hands it to him] No, no, no, no- ahhhh! Robin, great to hear from you. To what do I owe the pleasure?
ROBIN
; You called, went “asdkfjs!” and hung up. What do you want?
BARNEY
; [to Lily] Help me!
LILY
; Just ask her something.
BARNEY
; How are you feeling today?
ROBIN; Fine.
LILY; Something personal.
BARNEY; Um… at what age did you first get your period?
ROBIN; Did you just ask me about my period?
BARNEY; No, I did not.
HIMYM, 4x01 Do I Know You?
alexandra-ewing:downtheapples:falulatonks:shimmeryshine:heartwarming:

It’s like a disease. I slept with Robin one time and I caught feelings. I caught feelings bad. I used protection and everything.

alexandra-ewing:downtheapples:falulatonks:shimmeryshine:heartwarming:

It’s like a disease. I slept with Robin one time and I caught feelings. I caught feelings bad. I used protection and everything.

alexandra-ewing:

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This makes up for the fact that, to get back in the groove, you are just posting (something slightly altered versions of) things I’ve posted in your absence.

Whoa. Didn’t catch this the first time around. Giving me some appreciation of this song.

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