forget modern nature--this is how it's meant to be

1. Not my name
2. What?
3. Over a film network site?

Apparently since I re-added Google Analytics to my theme a month or two back, this post has received the most number of pageviews, followed shortly by Taqu’il’s The Ballocaust.

alexandra-ewing:

This is the most accurate take-down of indie movies ever. Props to you, Strong Bad.

“And wouldn’t you know it? His movie was so cheap to make he still has money to take out full-page ads in all the trade rags in award season.”

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“I read some stuff on your regular tumblr, it’s lots of pictures you found online from old sitcoms. I need more original thought.”

Phil does NOT understand tumblr.

Thank you fuckyeahjgl for bringing up my tumblarity substantially. Since I left the country it's dropped to 6.

Great. I just spent an hour and about half of my battery skimming through 120 pages of my dashboard. I really need to buy that plug adapter.

What tumblr themes allow custom CSS?

I’m finding none right now.

I should remind myself of this post anytime I’m tempted to read the IMDb message boards.

twilt:

100% chance of snow

This was much funnier than it should have been.

alexandra-ewing:synecdoche:kayleethelady:chriserik

one of the best things I’ve seen on the internet.

synecdoche:openlungs:

First off, its all fun and games til someone has to get 13 stitches on their vagina. Secondly, Jason should really get his barbed wire penis checked out. Thirdly, this is why people use AIM/iChat and not Facebook. - PhillyD.tv

stalk:

Auto-Tune the News #7

robyn-sparkles:

This has happened to me so many times.

YES.

thedailywhat:

FoD Video of the Day: Actor James Franco was scheduled to speak at UCLA’s 2009 commencement ceremony, but withdrew citing obligations to a film he was shooting.

In this never-before-seen footage of Franco practicing his speech, the true reason for his last-minute ejection is revealed: UCLA simply couldn’t handle his fucking brilliance.

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