Marshall: Also, could you pick up some frozen waffles? In that case, frozen waffles are frozen waffles. HIMYM S5E08 “The Playbook”

Marshall: Also, could you pick up some frozen waffles? In that case, frozen waffles are frozen waffles.

HIMYM S5E08 “The Playbook”

bay-one-two:synecdoche:yourfavoriteredhead: Freaks and Geeks behind the scenes

bay-one-two:synecdoche:yourfavoriteredhead:

Freaks and Geeks behind the scenes
  • Marshall: (giving Ted a gift) It's just a little something that used to belong to my favorite professor of all time.
  • Ted: (opens box) A fedora. (gasps, pulls out a whip from the box) I'm Indiana Jones. I'M INDIANA JONES!
  • Barney: That, my friend, is the Dominator 8000--the best bullwhip on the market, according to my whip guy.
  • (everyone looks)
  • Barney: Yeah. I have a whip guy.
  • Ted: You know what we should do? We should--
  • Marshall: Finish our drinks, go out in the alley, and whip stuff.
  • Ted: (whispering) God. You just GET me.
circlegame:lonelytourist:ballroompink:squeegybeckinheim:bugseatbooks:suicideblonde:meepmeepmeep:abirdinthemouth I can’t stand how great this is.

circlegame:lonelytourist:ballroompink:squeegybeckinheim:bugseatbooks:suicideblonde:meepmeepmeep:abirdinthemouth

I can’t stand how great this is.

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synecdoche: irrational fear #58: sometimes when i wake up, i think that i’m going to walk downstairs and this banner is going to be hanging on my living room wall while my housemates all stand underneath it.

synecdoche:

irrational fear #58: sometimes when i wake up, i think that i’m going to walk downstairs and this banner is going to be hanging on my living room wall while my housemates all stand underneath it.
love it.

love it.

stepliana:meetinginthedark

stepliana:meetinginthedark

alexandra-ewing: my-sugalumps:soy Marshall had the best childhood ever. Yes he did.

alexandra-ewing:

my-sugalumps:soy

Marshall had the best childhood ever.

Yes he did.

rakalak: (via ohlivyuhuxtable) HE DATES LIZZY CAPLAN, HE DATES LIZZY CAPLAN!! and they like disco.

rakalak:

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HE DATES LIZZY CAPLAN, HE DATES LIZZY CAPLAN!! and they like disco.

rakalak:lonelytourist

rakalak:lonelytourist

Um. Excellent wall.

Um. Excellent wall.

alexewing: (via fuckyeahneilpatrickharris) FYNPH nailed it.

alexewing:

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FYNPH nailed it.

“I have a grudge against the Jonas Brothers ever since the Grammys… [While performing,] they said, ’show us what you got, Stevie!’ And I thought, ‘you know what, that’s Stevie F***ing Wonder. We know what Stevie’s got, Nick Jonas.’”
Jason Segel (via amberislazy; maeby; symbiosis; bthny) (via stalk)
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