The rest make sense. But 9? All right, Google Analytics, that’s a little creepy.

The rest make sense. But 9? All right, Google Analytics, that’s a little creepy.

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rakalak:taraoutoftime:bewitchthemind:cherrylolita

Gryffindor themed boy scout!
“Do you still have that catsuit from The Avengers?”
“Go away, Daniel.”

rakalak:taraoutoftime:bewitchthemind:cherrylolita

Gryffindor themed boy scout!

“Do you still have that catsuit from The Avengers?”

“Go away, Daniel.”

Reason #2 I should probably give "Coupling" a try:

Susan: So is it absolutely necessary to think about somebody else?
Jeff: Well, everybody does. That’s why there are so many celebrity marriages.
Sally: I’m sorry?
Jeff: Eh? Well, you know, if - if you fantasize about someone else during sex, and so does your partner, and, you know, those two people that you’re fantasizing about happen to meet while you’re still doing it, they’re bound to sense something, aren’t they? Because they’re connecting on, like, a virtual plane. So can you imagine what it was like when Posh first met Beckham? They were the epicenter of a non-stop, nationwide virtual shag! Ehh! I mean, it’s no wonder she got pregnant!

S1E02 “Size Matters”

Reason #1 I should probably give "Coupling" a try:

Jeff: When exactly do you take your socks off? My advice is to get them off right after your shoes, and before your trousers. That’s the sock gap. Miss it, and suddenly you are a naked man in socks. No self-respecting woman would ever let a naked man in socks do the squelchy with her.
Patrick: That’s your foreplay tip? Socks?
Jeff: Many men have fallen through the sock gap, Patrick. Under the sexual arena of earthy delight, there lurks a deadly pit of socks.

S1E02 “Size Matters”

alexewing:

eveholt:

ccake:

jbishop:
Yep, Watchmen condoms.  We have arrived, people.

The world will look up and shout “Fuck us!”… And I’ll whisper “Only with a neon blue rubber.” 

This is a weird one to say “WANT” to. So maybe I will just say “WOULD LIKE TO HAVE AS A COLLECTOR’S ITEM.”

AGREED.

alexewing:

eveholt:

ccake:

jbishop:

Yep, Watchmen condoms.  We have arrived, people.

The world will look up and shout “Fuck us!”… And I’ll whisper “Only with a neon blue rubber.”

This is a weird one to say “WANT” to. So maybe I will just say “WOULD LIKE TO HAVE AS A COLLECTOR’S ITEM.”

AGREED.

“The Ohio program is Abstinence ‘Till Marriage, which started receiving annual CBAE grants of $600,000 in 2006 (set to run until 2011). On their “Miss the Mess” website, you can enter the “Party Room”, where you learn the story of Rochelle, Jason, Monica and Tanner. Each person tells their perspective about what happens during and after a party one night.

Rochelle tells how she drove her drunken friend Jason home after the party, and then is raped by him. Jason denies that the rape happened, saying their sex was consensual. Monica and Tanner observe that Jason was being a drunken idiot the entire night, with Monica (Jason’s ex) adding her opinion that Rochelle has a reputation for “putting out” and being a “slut”.

The site then asks the question: “Based on all accounts, whose story sounds the least credible?”

Guess who is the “correct” answer? Rochelle.

Why, you ask? Because she “made several questionable decisions”, “she had a motive to lie” and, lest we forget, “she’s been pinned reputation (sic) for being ‘loose’”

It’s hard not to overemphasize the sickness in this “correct” answer. Rochelle is not be believed. After all, she drove in a car with a boy. And she’s actually had sex before, or at least people say that she has, which is apparently the same thing and equally worthy of disbelief after you’ve been raped.

The site then asks if we know that a rape occurred. The “correct” answer says that we don’t know, emphasizing again that Rochelle has a “motive to lie”, and that:

“Unfortunately, we are left judging (Rochelle’s) honesty by her character and her actions”… “Monica implied Rochelle had a promiscuous reputation and the whole school seemed to know it.”

Ah, yes. Her “character”. They once again remind us that “sluts” aren’t to be trusted. Why should we listen or care about them, right?

The site then goes a step further, adding a degree of sympathy for the actions of the rapist:

“Also, alcohol makes people less inhibitive. Jason was extremely vulnerable to his circumstances”.

Vulnerable? Less inhibitive? What exactly are they saying here, that rape is a “less inhibitive” behavior? That alcohol made poor Jason “vulnerable” to being a sick rapist asshole?”

When Rape Culture meets abstinence-only sex ed | Amplify

This program is being funded by our tax dollars. Just another of those wonderful “abstinence only” programs we are funneling our money into which have done absolutely nothing to reduce teen pregnancy rates or STDs. Keep it coming, religious right.

(via robot-heart-politics) This is disgusting on so many levels. (via counterforce)

(via shorterexcerpts)

This made me actually cry. I don’t get it. I just don’t.

(via thewordunheard)

This article reminds me of the fucking “was it rape?” program/presentation/bullshit that came to our high school auditorium junior year. If I could redo that day I would tear apart the speaker and the administration for bringing “alcohol is bad and let’s make value judgements about sex” bullshit into school and allowing input from fucking IDIOTS who equate this hypothetical girl wearing a short dress to asking to be raped.

daveholmes:

I would like to have sex with Neil Patrick Harris, if you know what I mean.
alexewing:

stalk:

50 Reasons to Have Sex (HIMYM)
via nickmcglynn:stupidinboston:boxofchocolates:

My favorite?
“41) Because she looks like your superhot cousin and this is the closest it’ll ever get to being okay.”

Loving “40) called/texted the wrong person but she was into it anyway”

alexewing:

stalk:

50 Reasons to Have Sex (HIMYM)

via nickmcglynn:stupidinboston:boxofchocolates:

My favorite?

“41) Because she looks like your superhot cousin and this is the closest it’ll ever get to being okay.”

Loving “40) called/texted the wrong person but she was into it anyway”