forget modern nature--this is how it's meant to be

"Undermined my dad" is the part that gets me.

Sid Jenkins: I was just chatting to Cass, Tony.
Tony Stonem: Hey Cass. How was dippy world?
Sid Jenkins: She's better. She just got discharged from The Clinic.
Tony Stonem: Jesus.
Sid Jenkins: What?
Tony Stonem: Don't you ever wash?
Sid Jenkins: ...That's like, lipstick!
Tony Stonem: Yeah man. The essence of women. Or one at least. So whose the lucky lady?
Sid Jenkins: That's like someone kissed me!
Tony Stonem: Can't believe you haven't washed man. You stink!
Sid Jenkins: Somebody kissed me!
Tony Stonem: Yeah mate. But that's a complete total operator error, because you stink!
Sid Jenkins: I didn't have time.
Tony Stonem: Time? I've been home, showered, done my chi, had a wank, subtly undermined my dad, put new clothes on and here I am, with my English course work.
Sid Jenkins: English course work... uggh.
Tony Stonem: You know what Sid, sometimes I wonder why you even bother to get up in the morning. You're such a complete total fucking waste of time and-
[Cassie pushes a lunch tray to knock a soda on to Tony's lap]
Tony Stonem: AW, SHIT!
Cassie Ainsworth: Wow, Tony. Bummer. It looks like you pissed your self.

alexandra-ewing:fuckyeahcassieainsworth:imweirdandsarcastic:thelovelybones

skinsftw:

If you love “Friends”, you will love this.
Skins opening, Friends style.

This has made me love Skins EVEN MORE. However, I somehow like Friends a little less.

This is great but I wish it had been of the first generation.

alexandra-ewing:skinsftw

circlegame:robyn-sparkles:alexandra-ewing:

skinsftw / romantics / desotodeson / aseriesofserendipities / hospitalbeds / icaneatyourfaceplz / mudblood / thishouseisacircus / littlemissdorkette

Cassie, I’m shit with words. Everything comes out so.. crap. But, I’ve been doing some thinking, and everything is getting clearer. The thing is, Cass, I’ve woken up this morning and the sun’s shining through the window and it’s making me think of you. Cassie, it’s not right you hiding away in that clinic. You’ve got to get out in the world. Cassie, I don’t care if you think you’re odd. Because I feel like singing when I see you. And you’re beautiful. And I’ve been a fucking chapstick these past few weeks, and all I want to do this morning is sit on top of Brandon hill and hold you and tell you how wonderful you are, and.. I love you.

— Sid

ohlivyuhuxtable:skinsftw

circlegame:

skinsftw:

(Michelle slaps Abigail after she kisses Tony)
Abigail: Ow! I’ll kill you, you fucking flat-chested cocksucking spastic horse-fucker!
Sid: Whoa… good swearing.
(five minutes later)
(Sid walks past Abigail in corridor and stops)
Sid: Michelle would never, never fuck a horse.

But Abigail might.

So true.

Thomas: Delicious!
Johnny White: What?
Thomas: My mother, she grows these in our garden. We are forbidden to eat them. She would beat us if we disobey. But… boys will be boys. And I’m a very naughty boy.

Skins S3E03

“Hello. My name is Thomas. I’m so glad to meet you.”

Skins S3E03

You‘re right. Thomas is awesome. All right. I’ll watch this generation.

Skins S2E03

Cook, you are not as badass as Tony nor are you as awesome as Chris. Stop pretending to be cool. Everyone was right. This episode is balls. I care so little for it that I took a 24-hour break from it because I just couldn’t watch it.

Skins S3E02

Gross. Kayleigh, you are about 25. And John White is only about 35. He is NOT your dad. I’ll also never be able to take you seriously; you’ll always be that guy without the eye in Pirates.

And your relationship is too incest-y.