“I had a great idea for a while just to really annoy the fans, which was that I was going to, like, let people know that we were in production and then … come out with an old-fashioned variety show where it’s like a Christmas special and it’s the Bluths and they’re singing, they’re wearing matching sweaters. Then you would cut away; then it would be like maybe like a sketch that was like Maeby and George Michael and he’s fishing and she works at a diner, and then back to another song (he laughs); really be just like, ‘This is a HUGE disappointment’.”
-Mitch Hurwitz, re: the Arrested Development movie. via
I kind of wish this WAS going to be the movie… I’m laughing! (go fish, uno)
Marshall: Also, could you pick up some frozen waffles? In that case, frozen waffles are frozen waffles.
HIMYM S5E08 “The Playbook”
circlegame:lonelytourist:pibbplusredvines:
Daddy’s home.
circlegame:screenwipenewscene:zombieslutfromhell:brennadaugherty:jennlennon:
“Its funny, when you like someone and they don’t really like you back its not so bad. But when you really like them like them but you find out they only like you, it hurts.”
Arnold, you’re killing me.
alexandra-ewing:downtheapples:falulatonks
NPH exists in the HIMYM universe! (Look at the photo on the newspaper.)
Can that world take that much awesome?
sydneyesque / thesounknown / annahinks / dashedlines / Chris Piascik
Arrested Development got canceled because there were approximately nine of us who watched it while it was on the air, and that wasn’t enough to get it renewed. We were very vocal supporters, and told all of our friends there was a reason it won the Emmy for Outstanding Comedy, and we definitely had water-cooler talk every Monday morning trading favorite quips and figuring out that George Sr. built houses in Iraq, and all of our friends looked on, uninterested. And then it was canceled and we were bitter, angry, unhappy, watching those last four episodes that aired in a two-hour block against the Olympic opening ceremony on a Friday night in February.
And then a few years later your friends started bringing up in random conversations that they were starting to watch it, and they said things like “Yeah, it’s really funny” and you wanted to stab them because you had been saying that for at least four years, and you started to notice when you went to someone’s house they had the DVDs out on a bookshelf or the show listed in their favorites on Facebook and they started being like “This show is so funny! I can’t believe it got canceled!” and you thought
FUCK YOU.
SPOT ON, ALEX.
The night those last four episodes aired were such a bittersweet moment in my life. I mean, they were amazing and completely awesome but I felt like a little bit of me (and you, and Rekha) died that night.
Fisher: You can’t cook! Legwarmers are not gloves. And during Clueless, I literally gagged twice and pretended I had popcorn caught in my throat.
Casey: That was way harsh, Fisher.
Greek S3E07
Beaver: What does a lavalier bear do?
Rusty: Bear-er. You just hold on to the lavalier until I’m ready to give it to her.
Beaver: In a bear costume?
Greek S3E05
TANTRUM!
“What is it with you and rape? No one’s raping anyone!”
Dexter S4E04 “Dex Takes A Holiday”
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