Doug: Have my feet always been this huge? Jesus Christ! It’s like I’m a clown at a circus! Weeds S5E11

Doug: Have my feet always been this huge? Jesus Christ! It’s like I’m a clown at a circus!

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Doug: Fuck my kidneys! What do those assholes ever do for me? And I swear if you tell me they clean my poop or whatever stupid shit they do, I will kill you. I will. I will kill your face off. Weeds S5E11

Doug: Fuck my kidneys! What do those assholes ever do for me? And I swear if you tell me they clean my poop or whatever stupid shit they do, I will kill you. I will. I will kill your face off.

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Ceilia: Was that weird? Kissing a girl? Was it soft? Was it good soft like…a puppy, or was it bad soft like rotten fruit? Weeds S5E11

Ceilia: Was that weird? Kissing a girl? Was it soft? Was it good soft like…a puppy, or was it bad soft like rotten fruit?

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Weeds S5E11

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Shane: He’s trying to act like a father: fathers taunt. When we went jogging Dad told me I was so slow Steven Hawking could beat me in a foot race. Then he collapsed, puked twice, and died. Heh, Who’s the better jogger now? Weeds S5E11

Shane: He’s trying to act like a father: fathers taunt. When we went jogging Dad told me I was so slow Steven Hawking could beat me in a foot race. Then he collapsed, puked twice, and died. Heh, Who’s the better jogger now?

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Esteban: Life is too short, Cesar. You should smile more. Weeds S5E08

Esteban: Life is too short, Cesar. You should smile more.

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Nancy: You swallowed!Andy: Yeah. Well, I didn’t want to be a hypocrite. Weeds S5E08

Nancy: You swallowed!
Andy: Yeah. Well, I didn’t want to be a hypocrite.

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thatswhatimsaying: HAHAHAHA Weeds S5E08

thatswhatimsaying:

HAHAHAHA

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Andy: Whoa! ShitOkay didn’t see anything. Have fun, kids, have fun. [Shuts door.]Andy: [Coming back in.] Nope, uh, I’m back. Can’t allow this, doesn’t seem very responsible. On the one hand, I approve of the triangle formation and the daring use of spotlights. Weeds S5E08

Andy: Whoa! ShitOkay didn’t see anything. Have fun, kids, have fun. [Shuts door.]
Andy: [Coming back in.] Nope, uh, I’m back. Can’t allow this, doesn’t seem very responsible. On the one hand, I approve of the triangle formation and the daring use of spotlights.

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Shane: See anything?Girl: Nothing on the underside. What’s the white stuff under the head?Shane: It’s just lotion from this morning. Weeds S5E08 Oh strange Botwin, never use oil-based moisturizers. Overdue weedscaps from last Monday.

Shane: See anything?
Girl: Nothing on the underside. What’s the white stuff under the head?
Shane: It’s just lotion from this morning.

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Oh strange Botwin, never use oil-based moisturizers.

Overdue weedscaps from last Monday.

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Danielle: I think you look better without all that crap on your face.Celia: There goes the dyke market. Weeds S5E07

Danielle: I think you look better without all that crap on your face.
Celia: There goes the dyke market.

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Ignacio: No. This is fun. Weeds S5E06

Ignacio: No. This is fun.

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Isabelle: Why do I have to do this?Doug: Because you’re the only one I can trust not to get turned on. Weeds S5E06

Isabelle: Why do I have to do this?
Doug: Because you’re the only one I can trust not to get turned on.

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Andy (aka Ren Mar JCC Light Saber Battle Champ ‘79-‘82): Brings back some memories. Weeds S5E06

Andy (aka Ren Mar JCC Light Saber Battle Champ ‘79-‘82): Brings back some memories.

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